Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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