just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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