I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
