y did u give ur computer a hand job?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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