We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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