oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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