Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just want to make out with him forever
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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