Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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