I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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