It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Randomize