u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
