We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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