I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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