She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
third nipple confirmed
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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