you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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