Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
