It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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