You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My ass is underappreciated
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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