we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize