I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
