at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Panties = found
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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