Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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