so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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