She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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