Sry I called you an 8
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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