I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
