We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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