he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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