Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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