Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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