I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's just like the Real World with babies
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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