My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
