i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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