that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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