you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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