I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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