I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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