how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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