There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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