these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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