Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish i was in the wii world.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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