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Fuck
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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