I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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