hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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