You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i can't believe i had my finger in that
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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