it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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