Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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