We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
