she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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