and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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