it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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