Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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