im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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