So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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