so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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