FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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